Showing posts with label manly movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label manly movies. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

"You really think this Boy Scout bullshit's gonna work?"


I have a great relationship with my Dad but neither of us are very loquacious.  When we are feeling talkative, movies are always our topic of choice. We'll talk about a film for hours, whether it came out yesterday or 50 years ago.  When I was growing up he made me watch great films like Young Frankenstein, A Shot In The Dark, and Pale Rider. One film that really stood out to me as a growing boy, was the original Predator. 

Dad's taste has undoubtedly influenced my own. To this day I think Predator is THE manliest film ever made and not in some modern day, douchey, how-much-pussy-will-this-get-me sort of way, but in the way that speaks of the art of war and survivalism and what it means to be a soldier. My dad would get especially excited when the "boy scout" trap scenes would come up because he knew I was going ask about them. He would gladly explain to me how a dead-fall worked or how Dutch could make a feasible bow in the jungle. Now I think to myself, 'anything is feasible with huge muscles and a killer jawline.' 

Predator was created in a damn near golden age of film. I'm not just saying that because it was the era I was born into or because the 80's were the bee's knees. Filmmakers still had rely on creative special effects teams and great filming locations instead of just using a green screen for everything.  Geniuses like Stan Winston created phenomenal make-up effects and costumes and actors like Kevin Peter Hall sweated their asses off in those phenomenal make-up effects and costumes. It's an era in film we'll never see reproduced but thankfully I have an absurd amount of DVDs, blu-rays, and digital media I can surf through, when it comes time to relive that epic showdown between Arnie and the Predator. I get all sorts of manly tingles when he lights that torch and roars into the night like a muddy Austrian bear in heat.


I find that a nice mug of Newcastle Brown Ale goes best with Predator.