A movie determined to ruin my crappy horror movie five parter!
Thanks director Joe Dante!
Thanks hot mom Teri Polo!
Thanks super hot neighbor Haley Bennett!
I went into this movie thinking it was going to suck. That's perfect for a five part shitty movie review right? But NOOOO!!! This movie was actually good. I thought I'd be able to pick it apart and get some good stuff. And I did at first. It started with your standard, new family movies in and struggles to fit kind of story. The older son is a troubled loner that kicks ass at sketching. The younger son is an attention grabbing little shit. Mom is having a hard time with things. But finds a good guy and wants to try and make it work.
But then The Hole comes into play. And shit starts to get good! The hole in the basement forces people to confront what scares them the most. For the younger son it's a kick ass jester doll. That comes to life and tries to kill him Puppet Master style. For the hot neighbor its a friend she let die when they were kids? That was messed up! And for the older boy it's equally as cool. At least for me because I feel like I relate to his fear. I want to complain about this movie but I can't. All together a great film and I recommend it to everyone! Did I mention the neighbors hot?
I give 2009 "The Hole" 4 Jester Dolls out of 5
Pair this movie with an ice cold beer of your choice. I'd go with Fat Tire
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