A lighthearted romp of a disaster movie. Taking place in sunny Santiago Chile! Full of interesting wine facts and bubbly tour guides.
Then you get ten minutes into the movie and realize everyone is a complete douche bag plus Selena Gomez. Chile - manufacturing douche bags for the past twenty years! I couldn't wait for the earthquake to hit and free us from the d-bag oppression. Thankfully it only took 34 minutes for the actual movie to start. just enough time for character development and attachments to be made... Didn't happen!
I can't even say the native people saved this movie. Not a single decent person in that city! Aftershock casts such a negative light on Chile and its people. It has now made it onto my Never Go There list of places. Even the rescue crews just made everything worse! Seriously according to this movie Santiago Chile can not handle a disaster. Every negative thing that could happen to these people DID! They have some of the worst luck ever. But this is probably why I haven't heard of this movie until it hit Netflix.
I give 2012 "Aftershock" a zero out of five!
This movie pairs well with a nice aged Cabernet.
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